(I took the header picture of a Common Loon resting on a pond in Utah on its way north in June of 2015. It was in transition from winter to summer plumage.)
Translate - I dare you. Then make a comment on the funny errors the translator made.
Since I have been negligent on the typewriters, here's a quote by Robert Ingersoll, written with one of my wild goose quills in Caroline minuscule - and in some haste, as its shakiness shows.